Extinct Species Aficionado Pillows

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

"My favourite? The bluebuck! Now, that was a tasty treat! It's extinct now unfortunately: darn humans..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Blatant competition in nature.

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Jurassic Country Club.

"Something nocturnal."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'Exotic Garden'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Evolution

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."