Extinct Animal Enthusiast Pillows

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

"Now that we've cloned a dodo, shall we see how it tastes?"

Dodo with rubber ring

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Ever eat a bird?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"Actually I never loved you."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Exotic Garden'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Bio-obsolescence

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Mammoth

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

Eskimo turtle

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

Dinosaurs

'It sickens us when they're killed just for the tusks.'

The Very Last Dinosaur