Extinct Enthusiasts Pillows

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Admit it, we're lost."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Bio-obsolescence

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Mummies for Dummies

Directions.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

The Last Mosquito

Mammoth

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Common Dodo!

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Quill ?

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Hippocrates

'Definitely fake.'

Luck

Dodo with rubber ring

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

When mammoths started losing their hair.

Dodo II

'So, do you smoke?'