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Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

"Now that we've cloned a dodo, shall we see how it tastes?"

Dodo with rubber ring

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Ever eat a bird?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Bio-obsolescence

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'Exotic Garden'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Mammoth

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

Eskimo turtle

The Very Last Dinosaur

Dinosaurs

'It sickens us when they're killed just for the tusks.'

'You're shorter than I expected.'