Bizarre Animal Enthusiast T-Shirts

Replacements for Extinct Animals

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Follow that cab!'

"Barney! Get down!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Pull...'

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moon Pies.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."