Bizarre Animal Enthusiast Prints

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Barney! Get down!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Pull...'

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Dog Training.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"