Creature Feature Enthusiast Gifts

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"He's downsizing."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Zombies.

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Casting in the swamp.

Born of the Dead

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

A Kangermoo

Centaur falls in love.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Something nocturnal."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

For services to Tourism. . .

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

Unicorn Hoopla

"How am I rampaging?"

Octo-Bus.

How Platypuses Are Born

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Chameleon.