Creature Lover Gifts

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Swamp creatures during football season.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Football Chameleon

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Crocodile

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Which one is yours?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.