Mysterious Creature Lover Gifts

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Meowlzebub

"Which one is yours?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Mermaids in love

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"