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"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Zombies.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hugh fans!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

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Born of the Dead

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

"How am I rampaging?"

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

Octo-Bus.

"Trick or trample!"

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'

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"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"