Passive-aggressive Dynamics Admirer Gifts

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I speak Latin, you know."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The Cashless Society is Here

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Mothers Without Borders

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

WWE Chess

Christopher Fry.

'What he lacks in slow deliberation he makes up for with quick opinions.'

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

Batmansplaining.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Eve's Mom

"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'Nice piece of kit!'.

'Wow: The new man who's filling in for you is the best worker I've EVER seen...'

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

'Nice sleek car lines!'

"I don't have the energy to argue. How 'bout we slip into something comfortably passive-aggressive?"

"I don't have a lot of edge-I just hate you."

Bishop Disciplining a Small Boy