Predator-prey Dynamic Admirer Gifts

'Nice piece of kit!'.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Eagle

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Road Kill Cafe.

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

At the baby oil factory.

'You've been drinking again.'

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Sleeping dummy.