Passive-aggression Enthusiasts Gifts

Mothers Without Borders

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Road Guilt

Introducing...Superegoman!

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

Down Comes the Olive Tree

Freddy is a pacifist who counters violence with words. Sam the mugger likes people like Freddy.

Hippie Army Knife

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

Passive-aggressive Cat

New Zealand foreign minister Nanaia Mahuta offers tp act as peace broker between china and Australia

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

"Attention seeker"

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

'Pacifist and proud' and 'Thug and prouder'.

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"