Passive-aggressiveness Gifts

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"I speak Latin, you know."

My Gay Son Never Calls

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Road Guilt

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

Passive-aggressive Cat

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

"Attention seeker"

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'

"You never did like our cat did you?"

"I don't have the energy to argue. How 'bout we slip into something comfortably passive-aggressive?"

The Good Life

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."