Defiance Gifts

Arrogant OAP.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

dog vs UFO...

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Zoom Wedding

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Boomerang

Robo Sapiens

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Responsibility

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Life and Death.

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

"Why are you smiling?"

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Reality, and lots of it!

"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

Satan 2

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

'Relax! It's a bottomless pit!'

"How many of those 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"