Un Delegate Gifts

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'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

Proud mother and new maid

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"I don't have scientific breakthroughs. I have people who do that for me."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

'Not that one - he's had his head blown off, so that's alright.'

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

"Do you want the boss or somebody who knows what they are talking about?"

"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."

"Hey, why can't I get any help with this paperwork?!"

Problems roll off my back and slide into Plotkins' office.

"This is a problem."

"Sir, you're the most likely candidate but your campaign slogan...'Neither left nor right but round...'"

Ban Ki-Moon.