Dishwashing Debates Gifts

Kitchen Tetris

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Clones are people two!

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Government Interference with Science.

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'

Jury Bribes.

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'