Dishwashing Humorist Gifts

'Actually Fred, I dropped a couple of things when I washing up...'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Kitchen Tetris

Dog wearing a cone

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

The Rural Bidet...

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

A plunger in an outhouse

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'