Dishwashing Humorist Gifts

'Actually Fred, I dropped a couple of things when I washing up...'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

Kitchen Tetris

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dog wearing a cone

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?