Dishwashing Daydreamer Gifts

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

Kitchen Tetris

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

Cupid Shoots His Arrow.

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'I've made up my Christmas list, too. . . 1) For someone to clean up his room. 2) Hang up his clothes. . .'

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

Think tank.

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"I know time management and planning pay off in the long run...but goofing off brings such immediate gratification."

"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."

Olympic diving.

'I owe more than it's worth.'

'Actually Fred, I dropped a couple of things when I washing up...'

Thinking.

'I'm going to be sick on Monday. I'm telling you now so I don't have to call in.'

"You haven't been as good as we'd hoped, so you can do the washing up."

Bird Pool

Good luck for the future.

Choose joy, Al! If you mean "joy" dishwashing liquid, I prefer "Dawn."