Dishwashing Aficionado Gifts

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Kitchen Tetris

Sweep the board.

Raptures

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Superman's laundry

How it started: How it's going

Floor Cleaner