Dishwashing Aficionado T-Shirts

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Kitchen Tetris

Raptures

Sweep the board.

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

How it started: How it's going

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner