Handwashing Aficionado Gifts

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Wash your hands

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"Hello job security."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning