Doggie Delegate Pillows

"He's a herding dog, but he also things this party is really boring."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Proud mother and new maid

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A dog reads a newspaper

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.