Doggie Delegate Pillows

"He's a herding dog, but he also things this party is really boring."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"Humans are strange."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

Proud mother and new maid

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."