Doggie Democrat Pillows

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."