Doggie Democrat Pillows

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

A dog reads a newspaper

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'