Dog Duty Delegate Pillows

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Proud mother and new maid

Landing That Tough Account

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Bipartisan.

Advantages of Growing Older

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

"There, are you happy?"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Okay, how do we do this?'

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'