Doggie Duty Overseer Pillows

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Fido and Fifi

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

"Worms."

'You're required to have on board, 1 veterinarian for every 160 animals, 1 caretaker for every 250 animals, 1 supervisor for every...'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'