Doggie Duty Overseer Prints

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Fido and Fifi

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"Worms."

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'You're required to have on board, 1 veterinarian for every 160 animals, 1 caretaker for every 250 animals, 1 supervisor for every...'

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.