Dog Duty Enforcer Pillows

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"My people will get back to your people."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

Boy caught by a policeman

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

'You must be new on the force.'

"Thought so - you didn't wipe your feet!"

'You don't know how long I've wanted to say this: I'm ruling you out of order, Mr. Roberts.'

"I've got him well trained."

"Man, why do they call it 'doggie-doo' when what they really mean is "doggie-don't"?

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

'Do you have any form of identification?'