Pet Rule Enforcers Pillows

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

Lynching on social media

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Referee cop.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'Damn! That stewardess really ment what she said!'