Pet Welfare Officers Pillows

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Foster failure

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'What's founder?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Dog Igloo.

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

Harper's new cat

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Self-Employment

'Honest, officer -- I thought they were hippies!'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

Fight against theft of endangered species

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Dog Catcher.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'Who's next?'