Feline Officer Pillows

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'The butler did it.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"What happened to what cat?"

Wildcat Strike.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

Reigning cats and dogs.

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'Who wants to be man's best friend anyway.'

The making of funny cat videos.

"Do you have to leave the flap up every time you go to the toilet."

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

Cats vs Murder Wall

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Kowalski of the Dog Squad

'A case of V/D prescription diet, please!'

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."

"And.... Checkmate

'Sometimes I think he understands every word we say.'