Pet Welfare Warrior Pillows

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Foster failure

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Just Another Sloe News Day

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Social security.

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Chicken comedians.

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Don

'RSPCA veg squad, ma'm - could I have a word?'