Animal Welfare Warrior Pillows

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

Theft and Illegal Slaughter of Livestock

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Don

'The new penalty for soring Walking Horses provides for soring of the sorer!...

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'You threw away the claws! I didn't want the cat! I wanted the claws!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

A Vet's Taxidermy

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

Fat man getting into a carriage

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"What 'thump?'"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

Foster failure

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

The Golfing Accident

"Be kind"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'