Animal Welfare Warrior Pillows

Helium frogs.

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

Theft and Illegal Slaughter of Livestock

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

Don

'The new penalty for soring Walking Horses provides for soring of the sorer!...

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'You threw away the claws! I didn't want the cat! I wanted the claws!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

A Vet's Taxidermy

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

Fat man getting into a carriage

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"What 'thump?'"

Dogocaust

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."