Animal Welfare Champion Pillows

"Maybe it means something different in Dolphin?"

Dogs wearing face masks

"Your liver test results are not good at all Mrs Goose: are you being force-fed?"

'Forget about your natural instinct to charge! You're better off hiding: they have guns!'

'On second thought, maybe I shouldn't put him to sleep....'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'What's founder?'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

Earth Day Summit.

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Giraffe and Gloves.

A smiling badger

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

An inbred poodle.

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"