Animal Welfare Enthusiast Pillows

'Pharmaceutical update: 'They got me producing antibiotics for cattle.' - 'That figures - I'm producing them for sheep.'

'Tobacco testing' 'Dog food testing'

'I'd like to have his teeth sharpened.'

Monkey does a search for 'Animal rights'.

'Melvin!' - AI Machine

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'This always happens at Christmas!'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Battery Hens.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

Foster failure

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Be kind"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.