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'Pharmaceutical update: 'They got me producing antibiotics for cattle.' - 'That figures - I'm producing them for sheep.'

'Tobacco testing' 'Dog food testing'

'I'd like to have his teeth sharpened.'

Monkey does a search for 'Animal rights'.

'Melvin!' - AI Machine

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'This always happens at Christmas!'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Battery Hens.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

The Golfing Accident

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Be kind"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'