Pet Welfare Warrior Mugs

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Foster failure

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

Social security.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Chicken comedians.

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Don

'RSPCA veg squad, ma'm - could I have a word?'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'