Pet Responsibility Observer Pillows

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Teach me not to care."

Hyenas as Pets

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

The revenge of Russell

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Bad dog!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Parrot annoying dog.

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."