Dog Duty Defender Pillows

"Man, why do they call it 'doggie-doo' when what they really mean is "doggie-don't"?

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

A Change of Scene.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'll walk, you shovel."

Outbox.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

My first pro bono case.

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

"Well he smells like his father."

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'