Doggie Defender Pillows

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

City Pound Manager

''Man's best friend'? Yeah right! Is that a way to treat a friend?!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

No Soliciting

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

A dog reads a newspaper

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Droplet with a pencil.

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

My first pro bono case.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

What's in the milk today?