Pro Chore Delegator T-Shirts

'Can you give me a younger brother? I'm ready to delegate the responsibilities of my chores.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"I need to clone myself."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

The Need for Delegation

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'

Make a decision or Delegate?

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"At my age I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

Church sign.

"I'm training him to do chores."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

"Do you want the boss or somebody who knows what they are talking about?"

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."

"This is a problem."

Things to delegate...

'Plan A and B involve you taking the fall for me.'

Things to do.