Dynamic Delegator T-Shirts

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

Bring It On!

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Proud mother and new maid

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'If negotiations sour, throw a handful in his eyes.'

Filing Trays.

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"The best way to tackle a big project is to break it down into small pieces that you can then pester other people into doing for you."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"Change my spots...? No, that's never crossed my mind!! I guess if I really had to, then that's definitely something I'd outsource!!"

Make a decision or Delegate?

"At my age I prefer to delegate the blood, sweat and tears."

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

"I'm training him to do chores."

"I don't have scientific breakthroughs. I have people who do that for me."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'Would you please get Baxter for me?'

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'