Delegate Dynamo T-Shirts

'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'

'Plan A and B involve you taking the fall for me.'

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

Make a decision or Delegate?

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

Engineer on the move.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Got Rationality?

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Business of Finger-pointing

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The power of the blog.

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."