Delegation Dynamos T-Shirts

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

CEO with SEO

God's Subcontractors

Cossack dancers

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'She's in training.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Bring It On!

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Filing Trays.

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

"The best way to tackle a big project is to break it down into small pieces that you can then pester other people into doing for you."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Honey badger do care.

The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."

Make a decision or Delegate?