Delegate Dynamo Gifts

'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'

'Plan A and B involve you taking the fall for me.'

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

Make a decision or Delegate?

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Donald Trump

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

Engineer on the move.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Got Rationality?

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Business of Finger-pointing

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''