Deal Dynamo T-Shirts

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

'I'll have my people touch your people.'

"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."

"And if you purchase our 'nothing to worry about here' package, we'll throw in our manager of the year mug at no extra charge!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

Honey badger do care.