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"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

In-Out-Far Out.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Stethoscope