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"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."

'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."