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'Luck is when good classroom management skill meets a day when the disruptive students are absent.'

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

'Teachers' Dreams' 'You may have a B.IP., a Behavioral Intervention Plan, but I've I got a T.I.P, a Teacher Intervention Plan, that trumps your B.I.P.'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

'Your teacher says he finds it impossible to teach you.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

In - Out - Pending.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'