Dedicated Dynamo T-Shirts

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A holiday at home

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

In - Out - Pending.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Football.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

The power of the blog.

Thor's Other Tools

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Shop Lifting

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'